The best news story of the day is once again thanks to the BBC, with this gem.
Nothing wrong with a bit of cannibalisim I say.
I mean who hasn't wondered what their lover's thigh might taste like?
And what could go better with a thigh than a bottle of piraat?
Settling back with a glass of Belgian beer and discussing the insanity swirling about our heads.
Come to think of it, I hear a barstool near a fireplace calling my name...