Showing posts with label Coming Soon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coming Soon. Show all posts

Monday, 26 September 2011

The Woman Theatrical Release


The time is upon us. Finally The Woman sees it's theatrical release, a huge hit at Frightfest, and pretty much every festival it's screened out since it's premiere at Sundance earlier this year.
Having seen this twice and looking forward to seeing it again at the Prince Charles this weekend, I can promise you that it genuinely gets better each time.
Passed fully uncut with a strong 18 certificate, make no mistake, though it's paced and thoughtful, it's a harsh and shocking journey.
I nipped into the screening at Frightfest, catching the build up to the climax only to find a Frightfest volunteer head in hands and back to the screen mumbling something about "How can you like this? This is terrifying..." - I shit you not.
Rough Trade East's own Spencer Hickman reviewed it for us in July - Here
I covered it for The Quietus - Here 
Tickets and screen times for this weekend's Prince Charles screenings - Here 


Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Blood Runs Cold


We find ourselves in snowy Sweden for low budget slasher Blood Runs Cold. When singer Winona seeks a bit of quiet time she heads off to her manager's secluded cottage. Creeped out thanks to the lonely old abode's creaking she heads off to town for a pint of courage. Running into friends along the way leads to drinks deep into the night, retiring to the cottage to carry on they find that something which was best left alone has dusted itself off and isn't very happy to have company.


Chelsea Films release this splatter fest  in early October.

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Zipangu Fest

Another exciting film festival is coming up, this time with Japan as the main focus of attention, now in it's second year, Zipangu Fest hits London in mid November. More details below -


SECOND ZIPANGU FEST TO KICK OFF AT LONDON’S ICA

This year’s celebration of cutting edge Japanese cinema will get under way from November 17th to 24th

Following the success of last year’s inaugural festival, the second Zipangu Fest – celebrating the best of cutting edge and avant garde Japanese cinema – will be held at London’s Institute of Contemporary Arts from November 17th to 24th, before moving to venues around the UK.

Showcasing a selection of Japan’s finest features, documentaries, shorts, animation and experimental films, this year’s Zipangu Fest will include a retrospective screening of two rarely seen gems that have never been shown in the UK. One of these a pre-war horror title – has been subtitled especially for the festival.

Festival director and head programmer, Jasper Sharp, comments: ‘After the runaway success of last year’s festival, we are very excited about Zipangu Fest 2011. Our aim is to showcase the wealth of talent in the independent and experimental filmmaking scene in Japan by showing the sort of films that other festivals barely seem to be aware of. The beauty of Japanese film is that you know you’re always going to see something different, and this year we’ve got another exciting and diverse range of titles to challenge, provoke and entertain. We’re particularly thrilled that the ICA is hosting this year’s event, as it is the perfect venue for us, and with last year’s programme touring to cities including Bristol, Leeds, Newcastle and Tallinn in Estonia, we hope to continue with our goal of bringing these films to as wide an audience as possible.

Saturday, 27 August 2011

The Woman is unleashed

Tonight The Woman sees it's UK premiere, slated to be one of the hits of this year's Frightfest, after this fantastic reaction at Sundance, you know this should be a grand old film.



CB pal and Rough Trade East head honcho, Spencer Hickman, was suitably impressed, and passes his judgement below -


Regardless of how you may feel about Lucky McKee’s films, you can’t accuse him of chasing the easy dollar of franchise horror flicks. His films, deeply personal almost to the point of introspection, are about as far removed from the ‘Saw’ culture of the last ten years or so a horror film could be. Along with fellow director Ti West (House Of The Devil) it really feels like he belongs in a different decade.


His latest The Woman is a truly brave piece of cinema; it’s nuanced, intricate layers, play out on several different levels. The film focuses on the Cleek family outwardly living the apple pie American dream, father Chris is a very successful, well-respected lawyer, Belle is a doting mother and the three kids appear pretty well adjusted. But it doesn’t take long before you realise just how wrong these outward appearances are. As slowly and very, very deliberately we begin to see the father for what he really is ‘a patriarchal control freak who expects the women in the house to do as he says when he says’


While out on one of his regular hunting trips, Chris spots a woman roaming the woods, a feral creature that has roamed the wilds for 20 odd years, visibly excited he hatches his plan. Capture the woman, take her home and ‘tame’ her.

Before we know it she is chained up in an underground work shed and the family unit are ordered to keep her clean and begin to civilise her. Nobody argues or questions the fathers’ orders; they just do as they are told. The sexual tension during these early scenes are laced with undercurrents of abuse, dominance and fear; father and son bonding through the process, making for some very uneasy viewing indeed. In one particularly shocking scene, while getting ready for bed, the wife asks if they should really be doing this and Chris replies with a quick, sharp slap to her face before getting into bed and asking ‘are you coming to bed, honey?’ It’s chilling in it’s matter of fact portrayal of spousal abuse, but is positively Disney compared to what follows in the final half of the movie.


It isn’t long before things spiral out of control and unfortunately to discuss them here would only lead to spoilers, what can be said without a doubt is that you will not see what’s coming during the final 40 minutes of the film it’s a tour de force of visceral, brutal pummelling violence and degradation, that barely leaves you with a chance to gasp for air. By the final scene you’re dazed and shattered as there is not one member of the family no matter what their intentions are that does not play a complicit part in the violence as it unfolds.


The performances are uniformly excellent, Angel Bettis as the fragile mother is confused ,scared and literally lives in fear knowing fully what her husband is capable of, newcomer Zach Rand excels as the teenage son ,his sadistic streak becoming wilder as the film progresses, Sean Bridgers brings a frighteningly unhinged (yet calm) performance as the father and Pollyanna McIntosh portrayal of The Woman is as a force of nature, animalistic, sexual, violent and untamed.
McKee’s master stroke is his slow character builds, handling the abuse in a very matter of fact way managing to create a sense of dread and tension within the first half. At the midway point you are practically begging for the tone to shift, all hell break loose, and for the protagonists to get their comeuppance. Unfortunately when this happens the film has taken you to unexpected places and you begin to question why you were waiting for the explosion of violence in the first place.


Horror fans the world over talk of how there are not many truly original voices left and yet somehow we never seem to support them enough when they do manage to emerge, Lucky McKee seems to be cursed with this very problem, maybe his films are too real, too ugly, maybe we really don’t want to see how ugly the world is if we scratch just below the surface and look a little closer or maybe , just maybe all genre fans really want is a new Final Destination film at the multiplex…..
Either way support independent movies, see this and make your own mind up

If you miss The Woman tonight, it will have a short theatrical run at The Prince Charles Cinema in partnership with ourselves. The PCC has opened it's doors for thier first late night screening in almost 10 years, so you know we're working with something special here.

Fri 30th Sept 18:15
Sat 1st Oct 23:10
Tue 4th Oct 13:00
Thu 6th Oct 18:30


Friday, 19 August 2011

3D Sex and Zen - You'll poke yer eye out kid! with EXCLUSIVE content


First Japan's crazy Erotibot and now Hong Kong's full-on 3D erotic costume drama 3D Sex & Zen Extreme Ecstasy, then next month we'll be covering Female Prisoner Scorpion.... it's beginning to feel a bit dirty here.
But we love the filth, so bring it.
And in 3D!!!


Ok, we all have our gripes about 3D, but I reckon the future for 3D is in animation and PORN!!
Giant boobies leaping out of the screen? Seriously, unless you're a boring old drip, it's like a dream come true.


As a matter of fact, 3D Sex & Zen has been heralded as the saviour of 3D by the Guardian. So I'm in fairly good company.
Released in Australia, with a staggering take of $1 million across 6 screens - that over $160k per screen.
This bad boy is hitting UK screens in an exclusive deal with Odeon Cinemas from 2nd Sept. Sure the BBFC said it was too outrageous and demanded cuts, but there's still no shortage of insanity.



There was a time in the 70s when it was perfectly acceptable to bring a date to see Deep Throat or Through the Looking Glass, Porno Chic, the Golden Age, the good times.
Like this, you could TOTALLY take a date to this. I think I may.



If you're not geared up to see this film by now.... Cigarette Burns has an exclusive clip that might just convince you.



Obviously, this is post operation. I'm guessing that there's a sword fight in here somewhere.

This looks brilliant, and you know it.
If you're not sold, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong film blog.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Erotibot is coming.


What's Erotibot?
A Pinky android film.
I'm sold.

Cast of Characters:






All that makes me very happy.
But...
When the folks behind Big Tits Zombies, Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl present us with -





I get all excited and can't wait for the insanity and nonsense to ensue.

Bounty Films will be releasing this on DVD in the UK on 26th September.

End Geek out.

Friday, 22 July 2011

Scala Season - the poster


click to embiggen

Everyone is loving this and rightly so.
Hold tight kids, these will be available in printed hard copy format, so save that toner.

Monday, 18 July 2011

Scala Forever Season

Mark those calendars, later this week, the full listings for London's upcoming Scala Forever season will be released. With nearly two months of some of the finest in cult screenings taking place throughout London featuring many of the best film clubs and cinemas, you won't want to miss this.


Scala Forever
Going Back to the Future
A season of film screenings reliving the Scala Cinema’s programming history and celebrating the current expansive repertory film scene in London.

Scala Forever is a large film season created by Roxy Bar & Screen that will include 26 venues programming a variety of classic repertory cinema between 13thAugust and 2nd October 2011.

The aim of the season is to look back at the history and influence of the Scala Cinema in Kings Cross and to focus on and celebrate all the venues in London currently programming repertory cinema including Roxy Bar & Screen, BFI Southbank, Riverside Studios, Prince Charles Cinema, Ritzy Picturehouse, Rio Cinema, The Phoenix Cinema, ICA, Shortwave Cinema and many, many more!

The season will be showing a wide range of films including old Scala titles and newer rep cinema classics crossing genres of Zombie and Horror movies to European Arthouse, new and old classics, and plenty of cult film screening in double and treble-bills, all-dayers and four special all-nighters, plus panel discussions and several guest speakers introducing the screenings.

Film Clubs involved include Midnight Movies, Duke Mitchell Film Club, Close-Up, Cigarette Burns Cinema, Passenger Films, The Amy Grimehouse and FilmBar70, plus distributors Arrow Film, Second Run DVD, Peccadillo Pictures and BFI Flipside.

For the full programme and list of speakers, plus to buy tickets, visit www.scalaforever.co.uk
Scala Forever is supported by Film London and sponsors Jameson Irish Whiskey

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Kill your TV - The Shirt.


After a minor production hiccup with our Conan shirt, we're back in the game with our Kill your TV Double Bill shirt. We've made 40 this time, but that's it. A full range of sizes from Girly tees to extra large, but once your size is gone, it's gone.
Available on the night at our Prince Charles Cinema screening of Ringu and Poltergiest for £15 each and whatever is left will be available on our page at Dee Dee's Vintage shop.

I wouldn't sleep on these, people are already asking if they can reserve one... you can't.
Be there or lose out, kids.

Thursday, 30 June 2011

Peering down the Well....


As the barren 90s drew to a close, horror fans world wide were questioning the future. Little did they know what true terror was waiting for them. Once Ringu broke out of the East and into the West, nothing would ever be the same again. A film held aloft by many a fan and critic, sometimes things get hazy over time and we can forget, allow things to drift into a general conciousness where we just dismiss them off hand. But it's worth noting that there is a reason that these things work their way into the mainstream. Because they were so powerful to begin with, they are the game changers. It becomes easy to forget just how effective these really are. And so, Sean Hogan, writer/director of Lie Still, Little Deaths and the upcoming Devil's Business ponders Ringu, a film that scared many a hardened, jaded fan, shitless...


Dread. The one vital component absent from too many genre films. Not violence, not splatter, not meaningless jump scares. True, skin crawling unease. A rare enough horror commodity in any decade, but in the barren horror landscape of the 1990s, only David Lynch seemed consistently willing and able to put true nightmares onscreen; those moments when a film ceases to be a mere shadowplay of light and dark and instead crawls inside your skull and sends its claws scratching down the walls of your psyche. Those moments that make you feel like a frightened little child again – scared, helpless, and utterly alone.

Until Ringu.

Hideo Nakata’s 1998 film didn’t arrive on UK shores until late 2000, but like the cursed videotape central to its plot, it soon went viral, quickly spreading its influence across the genre. However, the J-Horror phenomenon proved to be a relatively fleeting craze, and so quickly burnt itself out that it’s perhaps difficult to remember what a bracing jolt Ringu and its brethren initially provided. Knowing little about the film, I attended a cinema screening early on in its release, left largely jaded by a genre that had spiralled down from toothless horror comedies in the1980s to almost complete redundancy in the 1990s. But there was always hope – I’d heard encouraging talk about the film, and as Kim Newman had previously pointed out, the horror movie “has a habit of returning from the dead.”


The film drew me in quickly - the matter of fact tone, the minimalist approach, its eerily hushed blankness; all were refreshing anomalies when set against recent Hollywood genre movies and their puppy dog desire to do little but lick your face and entertain. Nakata understood the value of quiet and restraint, that much was clear. The film was never in a rush to explain, never so worried about losing its audience that it felt the need to throw in cheap, unnecessary scares or laboured exposition. This was the kind of horror I’d missed, one that I’d thought long forgotten in an age of teen demographics and lowest common denominator franchising.

However, as much as I luxuriated in the overall mood, relished the slow unsettling chill of an genre film that understood the value of taking its time, as we neared the end, I remember feeling a pang of disappointment. It had promised so much, and yet – as the seeming climax approached and Nakata’s desperate protagonists raced against the clock to break the curse that threatened to claim their lives and that of their young son – I had not been truly scared. Unnerved, but never truly frightened. Was this all there was? Nothing but teasing foreplay and no release?

Thankfully, I had been completely suckered by the film’s fake-out narrative structure. For Ringu has the courage to eschew contrived scares and instead build slowly and surely to one single, supreme moment of absolute fear – everything else in the film leads to that one scene alone, and is in some sense secondary to it. The risk of course is that if the climax falls flat, the film is immediately dragged down along with it. But that was not to be the case here.


The heroes mistakenly come to believe they have averted Sadako’s terrible curse, only to realise that her rage is unending, and the curse has merely been redirected. What follows is one of the most terrifying climaxes in horror cinema, worthy to stand alongside such finales as those found in Freaks or Don’t Look Now. In line with the rest of the film, the approach is straightforward, unflashy. The scene takes place in one small room; there is no violence to speak of, and the special effects work is relatively simple. But in its commitment to the weird and uncanny, its absolute evocation of the realm of nightmare, the film was leagues ahead of most of the genre work being produced at the time. Here was the new beginning I’d been hoping for. Here, at long last, was dread.


The film quickly proved successful, and thereby ushered in a rash of imitations and remakes and remakes of imitations – some of them nevertheless equalling or even bettering Ringu’s achievement. (Nakata’s Dark Water/Honogurai mizu no soko kara is also excellent, and my personal favourite of the J-Horror cycle is Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Pulse/Kairo, not to mention the J-Horror-influenced A Tale of Two Sisters/Janghwa, Hongryeon from South Korea.) But Ringu opened the door, and it will always have a special cold place in my heart for that.

Of course, it couldn’t last. When the inevitable US remake appeared, the writing was on the wall. Everything the Japanese original wasn’t – glossy, reductive, expository, unscary – it was of course a massive success, and led to a glut of similar Western retreads. (And Hollywood screenwriting formulae being what they are, every single one of them dumbed down and overexplained their source material.) Before long the Japanese boom had run out of both steam and ideas, and US filmmakers – instead of trying to learn what had made these films so effective and apply the lessons to their own work – were content to remake the likes of One Missed Call, itself a fairly hackneyed Ringu imitation already.


Regardless, there’s definitely a case to be made that Ringu helped resurrect the long-moribund horror genre. Horror is now a thriving field again, and whilst it will always fall prey to hackery and easy exploitation, overall it’s in a much healthier state these days than it was before Sadako first crawled from our screens. And for that, she deserves to be remembered.

Needless to say, Cigarette Burns not only recommends you see Ringu, we're screening it as part of our Kill Your TV Double Bill along side 80s classic Poltergeist at the Prince Charles Cinema on 8th July. So come along and see what all the fuss is about....

Monday, 25 April 2011

Who Can Kill A Child? (¿Quién Puede Matar a un Niño?)


Few films are as dark and unforgiving as Who Can Kill A Child?
Sadly unknown, one of those films that falls behind the dresser, cherished by the dust and those that know it's there, but forgotten, overlooked and ignored by all the rest.
A Spanish production but the two main characters are native English speakers, a Aussie and an English woman, so while the locals they encounter on their, supposedly, relaxed Spanish holiday speak, well Spanish, the majority of the film is spoken English. In and of itself an oddity.
A slow burner, but like the warmest of fires, it may take a while to get there, but once it's there... it's a scorcher!
One not easily forgotten.
Unreleased in the digital age until 2007 and again in 2010, both fairly limitedly and quietly, building a vocal and passionate fanbase, Who Can Kill a Child is now due to be released fully uncut in the UK from Eureka on 23rd May.
But you can see it with us, for the first time fully uncut in the UK on the 14th May at the Rio Cinema.


Saturday, 23 April 2011

East End Film Festival starts smoking.


As you may have heard, we've been invited to host a screening at the East End Film Festival. Quite flattering if I'm honest and pretty damn exciting.
The EEFF are hosting a series of horror screenings, which we are just a small part of.
Check this out:

Julia’s Eyes (Los Ojos de Julia) Dir. Guillem Morales Spain, 2010, 114min RIO Cinema Monday 2 May 23.30 From producer Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth), this Orphanage-esque chiller sees Julia travel with her husband to visit her sister, who is near blind because of a degenerative illness. Discovering that her sibling has taken her own life, she begins to investigate while going blind herself, only for things to become even more dark and mysterious, as nothing is what it seems. Starring Lluís Homar (Broken Embraces) and Belén Rueda (The Orphanage), this is a superior mystery that was a huge hit in its native Spain, seen by more than a million people.


Agnosia Dir. Eugenio Miro Spain, 2010, 97min RIO Cinema Friday 29 April 23:30 A young woman suffering from a rare neuropsychological disorder that impairs her senses is manipulated by two dangerous men in pursuit of a strange secret. A ravishing mystery with a dark, atmospheric early twentieth century setting.


Then on the 2nd, we'll be pitching our screen up at the Old Blue Last in Shoreditch for a Movie Mayday.
Electric Sheep Magazine will be screening shorts from midday, followed by the classic Jodoworsky mindfuck Holy Mountain, followed by Argento classic and CB favourite Suspiria.
Complete with intros and conversation from Kim Newman and Cine Excess's Xavier Mendik.
The EEFF is working on a theme of Secret Societies and asked if we had anything in mind that might work with the aforementioned... and by fuckery have we!!!
But, in keeping with the secret theme... we ain't telling you.
We promise it's strong enough, engaging enough, weird enough and visually striking enough to hold it's own beside these giants.
So take a punt and a pint and join us at the Old Blue Last as we screen our Super Secret Special Screening at 6pm on Monday the 2nd.


We have had to skip our normal Mucky Pup evening this month in order to do the EEFF, but we'll be back there on the 6th June.

Saturday, 5 March 2011

Equinox and beyond...

What were you doing at age 17? Fast Forwarding through a VHS of Eurotrash to the saucy bits? Searching for a pub that ignored your fresh face and served you without ID? Or were you, like the makers of Equinox, applying the German holistic-art concept of gesamtkunstwerk to stop-motion animation? In 1962, accomplished pianist, student of classical literature, precocious little shit, and special effects enthusiast, David Muren joined an effects-nerd collective advertised in the back of influential American magazine Famous Monsters Of Filmland. Together with part time film journo Mark McGee and animator Dave Allen, Muren and gang experimented with various effects in their back garden for years. Honing their skills before finally deciding (via an injection of cash that was due to be spent on Mullen's education) to make the leap into making a full length feature.


Armed with a 16mm Bolex camera, a crew of friends and a script by cthulu-nut McGee they set out into the woods and over the next 2 and a half years of weekends, school holidays and light evenings, they filmed the story of a wholesome group of young kids who head out for a lovely day in the country, get given an evil book by a cackling old man (Mullen's Grandad), which then unleashes creatures from the very pits of hell. These hell-pit creatures were then constructed and lovingly animated in a makeshift studio in Mullen's dad's shed: making The Equinox... A Journey into the Supernatural, quite literally, a Backyard production.


Although intended as a way to exercise their special effects skills, and perhaps get a few bucks from a late night horror tv show, The Equinox... A Journey into the Supernatural was spotted by Jack H Harris, producer of The Blob, who saw the marketability of the kids vs. demons flick, and got his mate Jack Woods, a professional sound editor, to shoot some extra footage to pad out the film to a sell able length. He added and edited in a whole new plot line about a creepy mounted policeman, starring himself as the leering law man.
This new fuller version of the film had the title shortened to just Equinox and went on to be a success on the drive-in circuit.


While a little-watched film, Equinox's legacy is undeniable. Mullen went on to revolutionise special effects, working as visual effects supervisor on the Abyss, Terminator 2, and Jurassic Park and all pivotal films in the development of CGI, and shaping many of our childhoods, working on the visual effects for the proper Star Wars trilogy and E.T. He won 6 Oscars and is the only effects artist to have a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Dave Allen went on and had a career producing fantastic, and characterful, stop motion such as the little Batteries Not Included aliens, the Young Sherlock Holmes graveyard confectionery attack, the Puppet Master's puppets and the Demonic Toys. McGee carried on writing and directing genre fare such as Sorority Party Massacre II and Bad Girls From Mars.


Of the four main stars, only Frank Bonner, the slightly more devil-may-care male lead, carried on working in show business. He made himself a healthy acting career with various American TV sitcoms, including a regular gig as one of Screech's fellow teachers on Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Jack Woods went back to sound editing and ended up working on such sequels as Critters 2, Look Who's Talking Too and Naked Gun 2 1/2

But legacy: Schmagacy. Is this flick worth a watch or what?

Fuck yes.


Even if you are not charmed by the effects of yesteryear there is still tons to enjoy. The characters were obviously created by a bunch of bookish young men with little real world experience. The men in Equinox, tackle the increasingly bizarre situations with hilariously stoic good sense while the women are pretty young things who will wander off and get into trouble when there's not a man around to tell them what to do. Evil Dead fans will have a field day. With it's teenagers find necrotelecomunicony thing and unleash all manner of terrors plot, Equinox can easily be viewed as a prequel. Deadites will also see echoes of Sam Raimi's camera work in some of the scenes, most obviously in an early crucifix-related freakout scene early in the picture.

So, whether you want Evil Dead 0.5, a chance to see hoe today's top FX bods got started, or just an enjoyably clunky creature feature, Equinox will show you a good time.

Join us as we visit this classic tomorrow evening at the Mucky Pup.

Monday, 3 January 2011

I Spit on your Graves


Back in 1978 one of the most notorious films of all time sleazed it's way onto the screens of 42nd St. Ground out in cinemas littered with popcorn, soda cups and needles, smut seekers and cinemanics alike witnessed Camille Keaton, great-niece of Buster Keaton, violated and beaten relentlessly, only to retreat to the relative safety of her cabin to emerge the ultimate rape revenge heroine.
I Spit on your Grave has, until recently been the thing of legends, the sort of film that is usually proceeded by the statement "you can't really like it, but..." It's not a film you show your girlfriend (though I did once, that was a mistake). It's a dark, filthy archival film, important in it's own way and in it's time as a slice of our grindhouse past, something we cherish, but realise that time is behind us.


Ultimately, it is a sadistic, misogynistic, hicksploitation pile of revulsion. Even the final playing out of Keaton's revenge fights to overcome the hard to stomach exhaustive brutality her original abuse.
When the remake was announced, I, among others were perplexed. How?! How could you remake the ultimate rape revenge film in today's climate? Fuck how, more to the point, why? Why would you remake what was a fairly pointless exercise in the extreme victimisation of a woman? There is no way that this remake would capture the original grot and unease, those days are gone, the grindhouse is closed.
So it was with great trepidation that any audience of knowledgeable fans would settle in for the initial screenings.


What glistened out of that projector was a slick remake, one of the best. A modernisation of what was previously an relic of time gone by. I Spit on your Grave (2010) is near perfection. If Meir Zarchi sat down to make ISoyG in today's climate, taking into account the films of the past 10 years, I'm fairly certain this is what we would end up with. It is undeniably a film of it's time, muted tones, an attractive lead, and a revenge sequence that could only exist in a post Saw world. Tamed to the point you would take your girlfriend to see it.
Did I like it? or enjoy it? I'm not sure, while I still feel it's a pointless remake of a fairly pointless original, I think that they held true to what a remake ought to be about, modernising the original. Updating it so that today's fans can enjoy the basic tenets of whatever they are revamping.


Both versions sit together and apart solidly, covering capsules of the time they were made. The updated one showing us we have weakened with age, we are less willing to abuse ourselves, our society and our world quite like we used to. Or at least that's what we'd like to believe.
I'll always prefer the original, partly because it is such a filthy and effective film that I had to spend about an hour trying to calm down the girl I was seeing. I don't see the remake ever having that power.

I Spit on your Grave is out in UK Theatres on the 21st January, take your girlfriend, it's a date movie.
Official site is here

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Bronx Warriors Pre Screen coverage

In anticipation of our screening of Bronx Warriors on Monday the 1st, November at the Mucky Pup in Islington, we present to you a little write up -


A suspiciously well-groomed man and his leather waistcoat lead a crew of rough diamonds across near-future New York City, battling gangs with outlandish, but strict, dress codes. Meanwhile the authorities decide that a maverick sociopath is their best hope and send him into lawless near-future New York City on a rescue mission. Sound familiar? It should.
1990: The Bronx Warriors (aka 1990: I guerrieri del Bronx) is part of the proud tradition of Italian cheekily-similar-to-a-recent-blockbuster Cinema.

Back in the heady post-Jaws, pre-multiplex, late 70s/ early 80s, anything was possible. Given a low enough budget and a quick, thrifty, plagiarism-schmlagarism, approach to film-making, knocking out a film with a similar title and theme to a recent box-office smash could turn a profit. The Italians seemed particularly adept at this: Producing spurious classics such as the bogus space opera Starcrash, the Conan-a-like Gor and the Escape From New York/ The Warriors mash-up we are discussing today. Whilst primarily designed to sneak a bit of reflected publicity and dupe the occasional sucker into the wrong cinema, these pictures are more than just flim-flam. While the cinema-goer may not be watching the film he thought he was, he still expects a solid 90 minutes of entertainment. Here is where The Bronx Warriors delivers.


A well-to-do heiress runs away from her responsibilities, as the future head of an evil arms corporation, into the dark concrete jungle that is the Bronx. Now abandoned by the law and one big turf-war. Her life of privilege has left her unequipped to cope with the rigours of living in the Bronx. Luckily she wins the heart of Trash, the leader of some rough-and-tumble yet noble bikers who enjoy gang-fights and decorating their vehicles with Halloween tat, and they take on the world together. Evil Inc. cannot understand why she'd chose the free wheelin' life of an outlaw over selling arms. They send in Hammer, a particularly evil man, who, while chewing on hyper-macho tough guy dialogue, sneaks around trying to escalate the simmering tensions between the gangs into all out all-out warfare. And then it really kicks off... cue battling street-thugs, shaky alliances, betrayal, love, loss, "You fuck! It could be a pile of shit from someone's asshole!", "Shut up, fag-face" are among just some of the beautifully crude exchanges. All the while, set to a futuristic score by Walter Rizatti which mixes the usual 80s action synth score with panpipes, church organ and a choir to great effect.


The film is made up primarily of unknowns and peppered with a couple of more familiar faces. Our hero, Trash is played by Mark Watson, a man director Enzo G. Castellari spotted working out at his local gym. With the well muscled, smooth body of a Tekken character bearing the grumpy head of an teenage metal head, Mark Watson was an unusual choice to play the leader of a bunch of grizzled future-bikers (many played by genuine motorcycle gang members) and his incongruous presence adds to the fun. Brawny veteran bad-ass Fred Williamson delivers his role as Ogre, the self proclaimed King Of The Bronx (NOT the Duke Of New York, totally different), with gusto and sports the most awesome moustache in a career full of awesome moustache-having. Vic Morrow, in his last role before being tragically killed on the set of The Twilight Zone movie, takes a similarly lusty approach to the cruel, murderous, law man Hammer.

Fans of spotting the cracks in movies will have a ball with this one: including such delights as an unexplained drummer, drumming away, during a meet between rival factions, a spectacularly non-threatening tap-dance gang, and clearly visible traffic in a supposedly abandoned wasteland. Some may jeer at this film's flaws. but I ask them this: Name me a film, where when one half of a shaky alliance turned to another and said "I've got a surprise planned for you", right at the point when a betrayal would make total dramatic sense, have you been genuinely surprised by the outcome? This unashamedly exploitative movie surprised me, skip-back-a-chapter-on-the-DVD-because-I-couldn't-believe-what-I-saw surprised me.

Wilfully unoriginal, but a blast to watch, 1990: The Bronx Warriors is, to quote eccentric-cinema.com, "The fake real thing."


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