First Japan's crazy Erotibot and now Hong Kong's full-on 3D erotic costume drama 3D Sex & Zen Extreme Ecstasy, then next month we'll be covering Female Prisoner Scorpion.... it's beginning to feel a bit dirty here.
But we love the filth, so bring it.
And in 3D!!!
Ok, we all have our gripes about 3D, but I reckon the future for 3D is in animation and PORN!!
Giant boobies leaping out of the screen? Seriously, unless you're a boring old drip, it's like a dream come true.
As a matter of fact, 3D Sex & Zen has been heralded as the saviour of 3D by the Guardian. So I'm in fairly good company.
Released in Australia, with a staggering take of $1 million across 6 screens - that over $160k per screen.
This bad boy is hitting UK screens in an exclusive deal with Odeon Cinemas from 2nd Sept. Sure the BBFC said it was too outrageous and demanded cuts, but there's still no shortage of insanity.
Like this, you could TOTALLY take a date to this. I think I may.
If you're not geared up to see this film by now.... Cigarette Burns has an exclusive clip that might just convince you.
Obviously, this is post operation. I'm guessing that there's a sword fight in here somewhere.
This looks brilliant, and you know it.
If you're not sold, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong film blog.