Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Kick Ass!!!!!

Today I fell in love.
I have fallen in love once or twice before, but never with an 11 year old girl. Wait... actually when I first saw Leon, I fell in love but I think Portman was 12, so maybe that's a bit more acceptable.
unfortunately, this girl isn't even 11 and a half. She's only just turned 11...
Now before I start getting reported or you all start slowly backing away from me next time I'm in the pub, let me show you this:

There is nothing, I repeated NOTHING about this trailer that doesn't excite me. Even Nick Cage doesn't undo this for me, and he tends to ruin most things. But no, Hit Girl is my new girlfriend, she may not know it yet, but she's mine.

I probably ought to through a little perspective on this.
Hit Girl is in the new film Kick Ass:
Kick-Ass tells the story of average teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a comic-book fanboy who decides to take his obsession as inspiration to become a real-life superhero. As any good superhero would, he chooses a new name -- Kick-Ass -- assembles a suit and mask to wear, and gets to work fighting crime. There's only one problem standing in his way: Kick-Ass has absolutely no superpowers.

His life is forever changed as he inspires a subculture of copy cats, is hunted by assorted violent and unpleasant characters, and meets up with a pair of crazed vigilantes, including an 11-year-old sword-wielding dynamo, Hit Girl (Chloe Moretz) and her father, Big Daddy (Nicolas Cage) - and forges a friendship with another fledging super hero, Red Mist (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). But thanks to the scheming of a local mob boss Frank D'Amico (Mark Strong), that new alliance will be put to the test.

Kick Ass looks great!

April 2nd, I am there - fuckin' bring it on!!!


  1. Did that little girl just throw down the 'C' word? Oh my.

  2. I know, makes you weak at the knees, doesn't it?

  3. Great film and that red band trailer sold me on the movie immediately! Hit-Girl is AWESOME!